Surviving a breakup is a lot like surviving a zombie apocalypse; no matter how scary it is, it's gonna happen - at some point.
1) Get armed. It's important to have the right ammo to ward off the dead. You never want to be caught off guard by what's lurking around the corner.
2) Keep moving. Get outside, hit up the mall, go to the museum, or drive as far outside the city as you can. The more you stay locked up at home, the less likely you're going to make it.
3) Be Brave. If all hope seems lost, just keep telling yourself "You can do this!" Otherwise, you might get eaten alive.
4) Don't Forget to Eat. When we're faced with the most earth-shattering, we tend to forget the most basic survival technique of all: food equals energy, and energy equals making smart decisions.
5) Keep Your Friends Close. Your friends are there to protect you and make sure you don't get hurt, even if that means sacrificing themselves. Just know you're not alone.
(To watch the video, do a YouTube search. I don't have the link handy.)
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I hope you aren't posting this because you've already broken it off with Emily?
ReplyDeleteNope. I posted this because I watched it sorta randomly yesterday, and found it highly amusing. It tickles my funny-bone how well the advice transfers.
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