(a portion of a phone conversation with my mother yesterday morning)
Me: "Did I leave my razor there yesterday?"
Mom: "Yes, it's on the counter. I assumed you left it here on purpose since you'll be back Friday. Did you want it?"
Me: "I didn't leave it there on purpose, no."
Mom: "What are you going to do for the week?"
Me: "I don't know... Grow a beard?"
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