Name Hijinx

Random aside - one of the things that makes this type of thing so much fun. So while I was at the store yesterday dealing with getting a new phone, the saleswoman (salesperson? salespeon?) helping me asked the obvious question at one point - Do I have an existing account with them? "Why yes!" I said, and gave them my phone number. She typed it in, looked at the screen, looked at me, looked back at the screen, and then said "She doesn't have anyone else authorized to make changes to this account. Do you mind if we call her up?"